An all time high

What's a man to do on a Monday morning when he only has 12 more hours to spend money on ebay before the coupon expires? I'll tell you what this man does, he thinks real hard about something he needs from ebay that is worth getting a $22 discount. I looked for gift cards but that isn't something I really need.

I searched for custom wheels for Bonnie but it appears they quit making those in 1995.

I passed over many items and daily deals trying to find that perfect thing worthy of my coupon usage.

The final answer? Toilet Paper.

Not just any toilet paper either, if I wanted run of the mill TP I'd hit up the local store but I require a product that makes me feel like a King. The answer to that? Jumbo rolls of TP!

Not like I've had many visitors since moving out but this should keep them out of the bathroom if they do come over. Who wants to be attacked by a roll of 600 feet of toilet paper at once? On the good side, I have 12 huge rolls coming my way so if you are ever in need, let me know and I'll share.

I've calculated my TP usage (thanks Tyler for the inspiration of thinking of the cost of everything) and this should last me at least 4 years at my current rate. $8 isn't so bad for many happy and clean MBM's.

The bad news is I ran out on Saturday so I'm hoping this gets shipped quickly or else...I could be coming to borrow some for a few days. I'll repay you if you'd like. Thanks in advance!