Lately I've been feeling helpful. I feel like since I never spend money I should now do my part to boost the economy. With that said, I got new tires on Bonnie. She should be good for another 80,000 miles which should last me at least until I'm 30. YES I plan to have Bonnie at that time unless of course by then I have too many kids to fit in her spacious interior. That would mean in the next 7 years I'd have to find a wife and have 4 kids to fill her up. However there is bad news with this, it took about an hour longer than they told me and when I went to pay..
The girl has a button up polo shirt. It was unbuttoned and there was nothing to be seen other than her exceedingly large amounts of chest hair. Yes that is correct, along with my tires, I got valuable knowledge which is to never go to Tire Centers to find future girlfriends. Either way, I got a deal on some new tires. I'm sorry if this is a common problem among women but I wasn't aware. Now I know. Makes me one smart and lucky life-learning student.
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6 comments:
Austin Bird!! Wow have you changed! Its the one and only.....Katie Jones (now Bock). I just got in touch with Hayley through my sister-in-law and facebook and then I came upon your blog! So nice to see what you have been up to! Drop me an email sometime....I would love to hear from you. gigglesncurls15@hotmail.com
Austin - you are just too dang funny! I love to read your blogs. So which side of the family are those 2 pics from???
that is so barfingly disgusting.
Aust aside from being a nasty story- when I read the title "prospect found" I expect it to be a SERIOUS report on a future mate.
ummmm first of all.. NO WAY!!!!! Second of all, GROSS, third of all Sure do love you!
Auntie Jeri,
I forgot to answer that I think these pictures were found on my dad's family tree.
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